Hot new liberal bumperstickers

25. May 2009 by admin.

One major benefit to living in a Seattle suburb is that you get to see loads of hilariously backward liberal bumperstickers.  In an hour or two, a person in a parking lot can see everything from the opinionatedly illogical (conservatives treat people like dogs) to the outright insane (Howard Dean’s face popping out of a cloud with a big “THANK YOU”) to the unclassily blasphemous.  This last category generally involves Jesus’ name and the F-word.

But since I’ve been getting jaded after seeing all the same stickers for so long, and at the same time I understand liberal thought much better than most liberals (as I spent most of my college years getting educated by their “finest”), I’ve decided to draft a series of stickers for liberals that I think they’ll really appreciate.  And if you don’t understand the slogan, I’ve linked the statements to articles which clearly explain why the sticker exists.  As such, here they are in all their glory.

Enjoy! 

-My forefathers died fighting tyrants for hunting rights (1)

-Defend America from terrorists: deport all our troops and veterans

-Save the earth and workers: shut only Walmart down (2)

-Borders are racist (3) Read the rest of this entry »

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