Whose rights, exactly?

12. April 2009 by admin.

“Conservatives are trying to control you,” the liberals say. Conservatives are such fearful control freaks, in fact, that they’d be willing to strip you of your “earth-given right” (?) to have your own moral code and live as you please, free from the terrors of moral uniformity. Fortunately, anyone with a brain could analyze your rights and acknowledge that leftists aren’t just engaging in the bigotry they claim to despise, but they’ve already out-performed their conservative counterparts. For instance, in our current day and age, according to both the existing laws and the laws which are currently being made (make sure to read these links):

1) Making a movie in which rape/murder are viewed favorably: CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT

2) Having unlimited children with unlimited women without ever getting married: CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT(1)

3) Going on a spending spree with credit cards, not paying your rent, and then staying in your home at the expense of the landlord: CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT(2)

4) Hopping a border and demanding in-state tuition from the people whose border you trampled: CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT(3)

5) Starting an organization like NAMBLA, for the purpose of molesting little boys: CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT(4)

6) Advertising for a Christian roommate: NOT A RIGHT(5)

7) Making your dating site only for straight people if you think that committing homosexual acts is immoral: NOT A RIGHT(6) Read the rest of this entry »

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